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Joke of the Day

"Ugh just started writing a script for my screenwriting class & nicolas cage kicked down my door to say he wants the lead role. hes so sweaty"

"Bieberohhellnophobia: fear of accidentally listening to Justin Bieber song & not having the ability to rip own ears off #omgfacts"

"I'll miss 10:10 on 10-10-10 but I'm sure it will be amazing for people sitting by the clock watching it all happen."

"Did you hear about the blind rabbi after the briss? He got the sack..."

"'Hardys, Bitter, Fosters, Strongbow' Daft Punk ordering a round at the bar"

"Statistics show that 1 in 20 of us live next door to a paedo... ...not me though, I live next door to two stunning 8 year olds."

"To be fair, ""old-fashioned"" doesn't necessarily mean racist; it could also mean sexist."

"So Donald Trump is only getting $1 a year as president? You could probably get an immigrant to do a better job for a cheaper price."

"Q: Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window? A: It was closed."

"About the blind man that took up parachuting. He had loads of fun, but his guide dog didn't."