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Joke of the Day

"I was at a restaurant and didn't have any money left after paying for my meal. So I tipped the waitress my fedora."

"Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart? Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!"

"What would you call a bisexual black man? Vinegar"

"How do you get a 90 year old lady to yell fuck? Get another 90 year old to yell ""BINGO!"""

"I was having trouble reverse parking... ...until I tried my back-up plan."

"A Terrorist posts a Joke on Reddit... ...joke Blows Up faster than expected."

"Who is the hamburgers' favourite actress? Candice Berger!"

"When people say they're a foodie it's no big deal.. but when people find I'm a drinker they're all ""stop the car"" and ""we're calling the police""."

"What does a goat have when it gives birth? A kid."

"Dear hot girls who complain about how men fawn over you, I've got great news: In 20 years, no one will give a fcuk about you. You'll love it"