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Joke of the Day

"I was at a restaurant and didn't have any money left after paying for my meal. So I tipped the waitress my fedora."

"Tell you what I know about dwarves very little. I can say that, they look up to me."

"Friends and lovers may come and go but allergies are forever."

"ME: Sorry I'm late, I had computer problems. BOSS: Hard drive? ME: Nah, there was no traffic, just the computer problems."

"I met a girl with 12 nipples... Sounds funny Dozen tit?"

"Where does Neckwear go on vacation? Thailand."

"Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared."

"Mechanic : your motor is losing power and it won't last long. Me : you been talking to my wife bro?"

"I always wondered why a Frisbee looks like it gets bigger & bigger the closer it comes to you.. and then it hit me."

"I'm a shy person with low self-esteem, but I'll tell you a great joke ..if you promise not to laugh."