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Joke of the Day

"What is the least attractive binary ionic compound? Iron (II) oxide"

"What's the difference between Bono and Jesus? Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono."

"Therapist: *pulls up in a brand new Mercedes* Me: You're welcome"

"What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the batmobile? ""Get in the batmobile"""

"What type of cow produces both milk and potatos? Your Mother."

"Grandma, if you're looking down on me right now - close your eyes for a few minutes."

"The best thing about being Bane has gotta be that he can just slice a hardboiled egg straight into his pie hole"

"What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drones"

"Made this joke up when I was 33. Extremely proud of it. Why did the salt fail 3rd grade. Cause it was sodiumb."

"What's Snoop Dogs favorite type of weather? Drizzle"