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Joke of the Day

"What's Snoop Dogs favorite type of weather? Drizzle"

"The best way to keep your new iPhone from getting stolen is to have a case on it that makes it look like a Blackberry."

"Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together? A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!"

"I'm a pediatrician. Oh, so you're into feet? Uh no...children. Isn't that illegal?"

"Pedophiles They're fucking immature assholes."

"Sometimes I'm right. Other times my wife is close enough to hear what I'm saying."

"2 Redditors walk into a bar... Which is funny because you'd think the 2nd guy would have seen the 1st one do it!"

"I am not well... ... neither am I a river!"

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... (Self-Repost) ...One turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I just blew 30 bucks in there!""."

"I think I'm a light eater. As soon as it's light, I start eating."