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Joke of the Day
"Therapist: *pulls up in a brand new Mercedes* Me: You're welcome"
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"The most stable relationship I've had is with a guy at the gym who has no idea we've been dating for the past year."
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... One turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew 100 bucks back there""."
"Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together."
"Litter of puppies = cute. Liter of puppies = gross."
"I think Christmas is made for Mexicans only... ...why else would you wish Merry Christmas to every Juan!? *badumtss*"
"Dear K"", Thanks for being there for me when times get awkward. Sincerely, Got nothing to say."
"There should be a ""Life of Pi"" TV show, where they throw a different D-list celebrity in a boat with a tiger every week."
"""Beatles or Stones?"" I asked my son. ""Why can't I just have something normal for dinner?"" he pleaded"
"What do you call a slutty duck that does drugs? A quack whore."