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Joke of the Day

"The best thing about being Bane has gotta be that he can just slice a hardboiled egg straight into his pie hole"

"all I wanna do is [gunshot noise] [gunshot noise] [gunshot noise] [gunshot noise] [gunshot noise] move to a safer neighborhood"

"Hotel guest to desk clerk: ""I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."" Desk clerk: ""No, it's regular porn you sick fuck."""

"Don't click this!!! Ahahaahahaha! Gotcha!! :P"

"How can you tell if a woman is faking an orgasm? Who cares"

"Even in the Olympics, women's basketball is un-watchable."

"What's white and 12 inches?? Nothing"

"How do you go about picking up a nice Jewish girl? With a broom and a dustpan."

"What do you call an artist in a dark alley? Sketchy"

"perfume should come with instructions like on medicine: Dab LIGHTLY on pulse points Do NOT marinade in event of overdose take shower"