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Joke of the Day

"Made this joke up when I was 33. Extremely proud of it. Why did the salt fail 3rd grade. Cause it was sodiumb."

"[CAVE] BABY DRAGON: Dad, I hate trolls! They are disgusting, evil creatures! DAD DRAGON: Just push them aside and eat your vegetables son."

"Deactivating your Facebook account is the new black friend."

"What is Polish roulette? It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol."

"All the Prince jokes here Who the fuck is/was Prince."

"Why do priests have lots of kids? They always use the holy condoms."

"What do you get when you sit on a potato? A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)"

"First line in frozen pizza instructions: DO NOT EAT FROZEN PIZZA W/OUT COOKING. It's almost like they know I'm the target demographic."

"My friend once asked me if I would have sex with a christian girl without a condom. It's okay, God will protect us."

"""I've never flown before said the nervous old lady to the pilot. ""You will bring me down safely won't you? ""All I can say ma'am"" said the pilot ""is that I've never left anyone up there yet!"""