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"What happens to a frog that parks illegally? He gets toad."
"Bert : 'Ernie, do you want to get some icecream?' Ernie : 'Sherbert'"
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"A man with amnesia starts a joke..."
"""Asphyxiate' would be worth like a million points..."" I thought to myself as I lay choking on a Scrabble tile."
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"Is a Welshman's girlfriend... ...his baae?"