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Joke of the Day
"A Magician's 3rd trick is usually a Hat-Trick."
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"Cupping? Isn't that what tween girls do to fatten their lips? #olympics2016"
"People complain about their looks, but no one complains about their brains."
"When I was young our phones didn't have internet, they had SNAKE!"
"Why are gas giants always so happy? Because they're so Jovial."
"Wait you misunderstood. When I called you ""doll face,"" I was referring to Chucky."
"Peter Pan and the Lost Boys are actually the souls of aborted kids That explains Captain Hook"
"What are the odds? Daughter: Dad, I'm a lesbian Dad: Its cool 2nd Daughter: Dad, I'm also a lesbian Dad: OMG! Does anyone in this family like dick? Son: I do!"""
"So Hungry If Katniss Everdeen's friend Peeta got blown up, would the resulting crater be a Peeta pocket?"
"What did saitama draw with a pen and a ruler One punchline"