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Joke of the Day

"What do ducks do at Christmas time? They Duckerate cookies. ...lol..."

"What does a programmer have during sex? An ||gasm."

"Why do Jews have big noses? Because oxygen is free."

"Today I was told that I sing like an amputee. Apparently I can't hold a note or carry a tune."

"Did you guys ever hear my joke about Ebola virus? It's a gut buster!"

"What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia!"

"A suicide bomber walks into a bar But he doesn't blow up, because it's an Allahu snack bar."

"Despite how vital drinking water is.... I always turn my nose up at it."

"My Boyfriend hates it when we role play and I'm the Doctor cause I make him wait 3 hours bill him then send in a med student named Chad."

"i love nature :) sittin in grass, soakin up sun, listenin to all those weird ringtones that come from those animals in the trees or whatever"