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Joke of the Day
"A mitochondrian walks into a bar and asks for a cup of energy. The barman says ""that'll be ATP"""
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"I almost hit a deer tonight. But then he took back what he said about my mom and we hugged it out. Back to having zero haters, feels good."
"Why can't you eat soup in The Matrix? Because there is no spoon."
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"one small step for man one giant step for a really small man"
"Just got sacked from my job Been working at that jigsaw factory for years I've been in pieces all day :("
"You know what bothers me? When people assume you're homeless cause you're asleep on the street and your pants are gone.."
"Where do sick boats go to? The dock."
"Donald Trump has one good point but if he combs his hair right you hardly notice."
"What organ in the body never dies? THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully."