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Joke of the Day
"What did Vizzini say when he heard of your mom's abortion? Inconceivable."
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"Today a fortune cookie told me that every exit is an entrance Long story short, my girlfriend said no."
"Shout out to girls that have a relationship with prisoners. At least they always know where their man is at."
"Why did Hitler buy the car when it went on sale? Because he liked the holocost."
"I hate that random song you hear in the morning and gets stuck in your head all day long."
"Where do man-splainers get their water? From a well, actually..."
"Which fish is the redneck's favorite? A Bearcooter"
"I never thought that eating a bowl of Alphabet Soup could help me overcome constipation. But here I am, in the loo, having a massive vowel movement."
"To convert Celsius to Fahrenheit to double Celsius and add thirty. To convert someone to Mormonism you double the wives and add 17 kids."
"Another Sunday at Gym Church w/ Pastor Pumpz. We sang ""My Bod is an Awesome Bod"", ""Bod is Great Bod is Good"", and ""Be Thou My Protein"""