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Joke of the Day
"What did Sloth say when he found gold? AU GUYS!!!"
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"[Drives date home] ME [stops and revs engine sexily] I had a great time tonight DATE: [climbs off my lawnmower] I did not"
"Only 30's kids will get this... Jesus."
"I hear China has abandoned it's one child policy, which is great news. I never could eat just the one"
"What is the Difference? Joke: What is the difference between a snowlady and a snowman? Snowballs. Good joke Eh?"
"Dark humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old."
"You can tell Charles Manson really loves his fiancee by the way he hasn't murdered her."
"My sister went on a crash diet. Is that why she looks a wreck ?"
"What do gifted bakers take in high school? AP Flour"
"How do fish go into business ? The start on a small scale !"