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Joke of the Day
"How does a redneck mother know her daughter is on her period? Her son's dick tastes funny."
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"The closest I've come to a threesome is watching my wife and the nurse roll their eyes at the same time while I'm getting weighed."
"What's worse than a polar bear? A bi-polar bear."
"I put methanol in the punch bowl... ...and now I can't find the punch line."
"I painted my computer black so it would run faster... but a cop shot it."
"Man: ""If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?"" Priest: ""No, not if you did not know."" Man: ""Then why did you tell me?"""
"Moby-Dick is cool if you like stopping in the middle of a story about murdering a smart whale to think about all the different kinds of rope"
"All human females should be exterminated at menopause to reduce bitchiness? amiright?"
"Two dyslexic bank robbers attempted to rob the local bank today. (NSFW) They ran in and said ""Air in the hands mother stickers this is a fuck up!!"""
"What's black, white and red all over? An interracial home abortion."