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Joke of the Day

"Summer and winter had been growing apart as friends... when summer called up winter she ask him why he was so cold."

"new book out: ""How I Fell Off a Cliff"" by Eileen Dover"

"When will the Jared jokes stop? When they get too old."

"Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor? Because he had a crook in his neck."

"Jenner If Bruce(now) Caitlyn Jenner is kidnapped, do they put his picture on the side of a half & half bottle?"

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's gonna take me a minute to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken"

"What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday? No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know."

"Probably should not have driven home from the bar last night.. especially considering I walked there."

"Just broke my record for distance of ejaculation. I've cum a long way."

"I listen to gangsta rap sprinkled with a little Sarah McLachlan. Will I murder you? Will I adopt a puppy with you? You don't know."