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Joke of the Day

"Show me on your wallet where you would like me to touch you."

"Why don't lesbians make good cooks? They're always eating out."

"Co-worker insists on talking with his mouth full. No one can ever understand him. Wish we had a dentist was in the house to interpret."

"What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called? A Sith."

"What do you call a Mexican who has just lost his car? Carlos"

"Why are a German vegetarians pessimists? Because they always fear the wurst."

"Why are Leprechauns always laughing? Because the grass tickles their balls when they run EDIT: I don't know why I decided to post this.."

"They're a pack of lions He's some guy who hates lions Together, they're: PRIDE AND PREJUDICE This fall on CBS"

"If you don't leave a buffet looking like someone told you bad news you didn't get your money's worth."

"I love blowing Leafs in this beautiful Fall weather. Leafs Anderson, he is a real stand up guy."