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Joke of the Day

"Why should you never mess with an angry dysentery patient? They lose their shit over the smallest things!"

"What's the difference between a black man and happiness? You can't buy happiness!"

"I hate going to 3rd period Chemistry It's such a Bohr."

"My English professor failed my essay on child birth They don't allow contractions in formal writing"

"What's Donald's true political party? Whig"

"I was offered a part in a silent film. I'm speechless."

"I once called my teacher mom I was home schooled"

"she used to like me. boy: k girl: every kiss begins with k boy: too bad ugly starts with u! girl:... boy: apply cold water to that burn"

"I'm on a whiskey diet. You should try it, I've lost 3 days already."

"the library A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back."""