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Joke of the Day
"I once called my teacher mom I was home schooled"
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"What happens after Amy Chua? Amy Swallowa."
"What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ? Petal !"
"Only in Canada during a winter storm will you see kids playing road hockey."
"How did the frog die? He kermits suicide. I'll show myself out now."
"There are over 4 million workplace injuries reported every year. Play it safe...call in sick tomorrow."
"What do you call a fish without any eyes? Boneless chicken"
"coworker: did you hear someone used all the charity money to buy snacks from the vending machine me: *laughing nervously* that's awful"
"Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan? Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on??"
"Does Canada even have a president? Or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers?"