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Joke of the Day
"I'm on a whiskey diet. You should try it, I've lost 3 days already."
Next Joke
"Just a typical interview ""What's your greatest weakness?"" ""Honesty."" ""I don't really think that's a weakness."" ""I don't give a fuck what you think."""
"ALADDIN: i can show you the world JASMINE: wat why. do u kno that there are people out there. why do u think we live ina palace. no thank u"
"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight."
"Walmart greeter smiled at me. Long story short, the weddings Friday. Everyone's invited. Except Harold. HE said I'd NEVER find true love."
"Why did the angry Jedi cross the road? To get to the dark side."
"What do you call it when Batman leaves church early? A Christian Bail"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Trailer Trash Barbie ...complete with double wide trailer home"
"I just had the biggest bowel movement of my life then turned around and the toilet was empty. Needless to say I completely lost my shit"
"What do you call a frugal Transformer? Optimus Dime."