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Joke of the Day
"I hate going to 3rd period Chemistry It's such a Bohr."
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"Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails."
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"Star Wars Rogue One - Crap Joke Casian - 'Jyn, we need to refuel our ship!' Jyn - 'K, to Esso!'"
"The secret to success is to start from scratch and keep scratching."
"Twitter is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in."
"*sees Salvation Army bell ringer* ""Here you go, buddy. Merry Christmas!"" ""Sir, we don't accept children."" *runs away*"
"Just a reminder: please do not post any jokes regarding the German highway system. You will be Autobahn'd."