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Joke of the Day

"she used to like me. boy: k girl: every kiss begins with k boy: too bad ugly starts with u! girl:... boy: apply cold water to that burn"

"What did Nicki Minaj, Hitler and a Feminist say when they walked into a bar? Ouch."

"About 4,000 years ago: God: I shall create a great plague and every living thing on Earth will die! Fish: *Winks at God and slips him a $20 note* God: Correction, I shall create a great flood!"

"The Pope is sick. Apparently the Pope resigned because he was sick with bird flu. He got it from a Cardinal."

"Autocorrect changed Italian to Taliban, so now I'm sure the NSA is super interested in my ricotta cheese."

"My dad was showing me pictures of why to wear condoms during sex. The funny thing is, they were all pictures of me."

"What fruits do vampires eat? Blood oranges."

"Children give terrible gifts because they're poor."

"Rodney Dangerfield joke I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!"

"Never! And i mean never! say the word ""Bnag"" It's bang out of order."