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Joke of the Day

"she used to like me. boy: k girl: every kiss begins with k boy: too bad ugly starts with u! girl:... boy: apply cold water to that burn"

"What did one tonsil say to the other? Get dressed, the doctor is taking us out tonight!"

"Editors at fashion magazines, you're doing a great job. Women continue to hate their bodies."

"I know some scientists who worked on LIGO. I am so glad to gravitate around people who make waves."

"Guess drunk? I'm what!"

"What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe? He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy."

"Hardest part of being a vegan What's the hardest part of being a vegan? Waking up at 5 to milk the almonds."

"""I got this."" Translated: I most certainly do not have this, but prepare to be thoroughly entertained."

"What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino? Elephino (hell if i know) :)"

"A potato don't look like much but w/ the proper preparation, it can be great in so many ways. Now go out there and be your best potato"