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Joke of the Day

"What's Donald's true political party? Whig"

"Chili today, Hot tamale."

"I recently saw a movie about nuts and bolts..... The plot was riveting!"

"What do you get when you put a live rabbit in the oven? A hot cross bun."

"redneck joke How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw"

"There's a really annoying moth in my room. It's been on my Silence of the Lambs poster for ages now."

"How can we call ourselves ""evolved"" when signs are needed to remind people to wash their hands after they go to the bathroom?"

"What woman say right before they kill you: Wow. Fine. Whatever. No problem. I'm not mad. Nothing's wrong. Sure, stay friends with your ex."

"Intensive care toddler One of the toddlers on the Intensive Care Unit is playing with a toy donkey. ICU baby, shaking that ass..."

"it might be a handjob for her... but it's a career for me."