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Joke of the Day
"I was offered a part in a silent film. I'm speechless."
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"[OC]What do you call a shrunken walrus? A smallrus."
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"Three guys walk into a bar. They pretend to hear each other for two hours and then go home"
"Do you want to hear a Knock Knock joke? Okay, you start it."
"I was in bed with my two girlfriends this morning.. How do you start a rave in Africa? Pencil. Am i doing this right? ( sorry for bad English I'm from Wales)"
"I ran the dishwasher today , but i couldnt keep up."
"Kim Jong died. I guess you could say he was a little il."
"How do you get out of a Russian prison? You have Vladmir Putin a word for you."