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Joke of the Day
"I stopped a girl from getting raped last week It wasn't very hard. I just stopped chasing her."
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"Why did the hard drive crash? Because it had a bad driver."
"Ebola has mutated! reports are coming in that the Ebola virus has mutated and become exponentially worse, in light of this mutation the virus will be renamed the Hyperbola Virus"
"I guess I now know what the Pope is giving up for lent."
"Just pressed a picture of my new Corvette against the glass of the shark tank at the aquarium & said ""You guys ain't shit."""
"You don't' have to be upset, if nobody notices you You'd make a decent sniper!"
"Who is this Rorschach guy? ... and why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?"
"I heard you like Wendy's?.... When DEEZ nuts in your mouth!"
"""In case of emergency break glass"" Who do you think I am? Some sort of karate expert? I can't even open a Cheetos bag."
"A man walks into a bar... ...and screams ""Ouch!"""