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Joke of the Day

"I guess I now know what the Pope is giving up for lent."

"A well executed theft leaving no fingerprints behind is... ... a stainless steal."

"A lycanthrope transforms in front of his friend for the first time. His friend says ""oh my god, you just turned into a wolf!"" He replies: ""yes. I am a were."""

"Girl, if your beauty was represented in stocks, I'd invest everything... Because you're at an all-time low. (Use it to seal the deal on Valentine's Day)"

"The reason Microsofts new browser is code named Spartan, is because they know it's gonna kick people all the time."

"My wife divorced me because I'm still making april fools pranks. April fools!"

"What's another name for a boxy plow pulling baby maker? A Mexican. Make America great again! Vote the Donald!"

"Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree? They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count."

"Heading upstairs to bed last night I started to pull my boxers off... The wife said 'You spoil them dogs!'"

"Why did the Amish woman get pregnant? Because she was seeing too many Mennonite."