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Joke of the Day
"I guess I now know what the Pope is giving up for lent."
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"Wanna hear a joke? Me too"
"Sorry I used your baby's bald head as a lipstick blotter."
"When you say ""liar liar pants on fire,"" it makes you a liar too. Their pants probably aren't on fire"
"What is the strongest animal? A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!"
"I demand a binary world. Everything should be black and white. Or not."
"""This place sucks."" ~Stevie Wonder at an art gallery"
"You guys, how can true love still exist if we don't have mixed tapes anymore?"
"A bank is a place that will lend you money.... if you can prove that you don't need it."
"If I were any more pissy I could pass for a public pool."