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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar... ...and screams ""Ouch!"""
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"NO I DON'T KNOW WHAT SIDE DISH I'M BRINGING BUT I'M ANNOYED SO IT WILL BE SOMETHING MASHED"
"If you want a medical degree, they're literally hanging on doctor's walls. Grab one."
"Whats the difference between a mosquito & a hot blonde chick? A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it"
"Why can't a blonde count to 70? Because 69 is always a mouthful."
"I leaked a sex tape of myself 3 months ago. It has 14 hits! Those hits are from me checking to see how many hits it has."
"I would request a bunch of Ambien as my last meal so I would look hardcore as hell by falling asleep at my own execution"
"You hear that asshole talking shit behind my back? I farted."
"People who like trance music are very persistent They don't techno for an answer."
"I am trying to come up with a joke about the Patriots not winning the Super Bowl but.. I keep having a giant problem with the punchline"