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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hard drive crash? Because it had a bad driver."
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"The best joke about Kim Jong Un [removed]"
"Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbered packs? Because they can't even."
"10: Can we go to the adoption store and pick up a new baby? Me: Sweet girl, Mama has 4 kids. If we go right now it's probably to drop off."
"What makes eggs so athletic? They go ovary and above."
"I don't like cocaine I only like the smell."
"Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party? It was leave your keys at the door."
"What's worst than finding a worm in an apple? The holocaust"
"How much does a dragon weigh? Wonton"
"We're probably missing out on a lot of good candy by stereotyping creepy people who have white vans with tinted windows who give free candy."