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Joke of the Day

"Ebola has mutated! reports are coming in that the Ebola virus has mutated and become exponentially worse, in light of this mutation the virus will be renamed the Hyperbola Virus"

"Apple was going to make a smaller version of the ipod touch for kids, until they realized the name iTouch Kids wasnt an acceptable name."

"Why isn't George R.R. Martin allowed on Twitter? He only has 140 characters to kill"

"I started a diet two weeks ago So far I've lost 14 days"

"What do you call a midget psychic running from the law? A small medium at large."

"What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean? A good start."

"What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ? The registration of the car that ran him over !"

"What does a leper say to a prostitute? Just leave it...ill be back tomorrow."

"Nick Cave is not on Tinder because he's the Grindr man."

"My only goal in life is to be immortal So far, so good"