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Joke of the Day
"Who is this Rorschach guy? ... and why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?"
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"How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb? One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big."
"If you walk into Whole Foods with a McD's cheeseburger, you'll be dragged to the meat locker & gang banged with a free range chicken wing."
"Why are americans bad at DotA ? Because they cant defend their towers."
"Please don't ruin Breaking Bad for me... I'm only at the part where A texts Aria, Spencer, Hanna and Emily"
"Just made up this joke: So I wrote some fan fiction, it blows."
"What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!"
"Why can't someone who wears glasses get a job? They don't have any contacts!"
"[couch shopping] Wife: Eh, you married to it? *a bead of sweat trickles down my brow as I hope she doesn't notices the couch's wedding ring*"
"I just told a girl her eyebrows were drawn on too high. She looked surprised."