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Joke of the Day

"I used to piss my pants in front of my 3rd grade class.... And it cost me my entire teaching career.."

"If olive oil is made with squished up olives and nut oil is made with squished up nuts... What's baby oil made from?"

"""HIV"" is trending above ""Grammys"" because AIDS is better than the ""music"" that was nominated."

"What do vampires cross the sea in? Blood vessels."

"What does a vagina and the mob have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit."

"What do you call a Canadian rap group? Poutine Clan"

"Maybe you never should have domesticated your peeves."

"With the PSN down I've had a chance to speak to my children... They seem nice"

"Why did they not allow farmers in Greece? They got tired of all the minotaurs."

"There are three types of people in the world. Those that understand math and those that don't."