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Joke of the Day

"A fairy tale for men One day a handsome young man proposes to his girlfriend, but she says no. And the man lives happily ever after!"

"Why did the /r/jokes subscriber cross the road? To shitpost ""DAE hate Trump and Hillary?"""

"Wanna hear a good one liner? 1 Dimension"

"My girlfriend's been listening to a lot of books on tape lately. She's going to get very good at measuring, wrapping and recording things."

"So earlier I held the door for an Asian guy... He said ""Sank you"" ...so I punched him. I couldn't believe he brought up Pearl Harbor like that."

"Now the UK is out of the EU we can ban pre-shredded cheese. Make Britain grate again."

"They finally created a generic viagra. Micoxaphlopin is the next big thing."

"Shia LaBeouf is what happens when you name your child from a random rack of Scrabble tiles."

"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? It wasn't born yesterday."

"Bi-Polar People are not too bad :) But Bi-Polar Bears are fucking crazy!"