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Joke of the Day

"Bi-Polar People are not too bad :) But Bi-Polar Bears are fucking crazy!"

"If my wife were a car, she'd be a Ferrari. I paid through the nose for it but only take it out for a spin maybe once a month. ... Also, I wish I had a Ferrari."

"I was going to book a holiday to Sweden But then I realised I couldn't af-fjord it"

"Why isn't North Korea democratic? Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection"

"When does it become a dad joke? When it was a kid."

"Next time you're having a bad day just remember that alligators spend their whole lives looking like they're trying to do a push-up."

"Chemists Confirm the Existence of New Type of Bond Bond, James Bond."

"I've been hit by a car before, you don't want to go down that road."

"What do you call a woman who's not wearing underwear? A barracuchi."

"What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A: a receding hare-line."