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Joke of the Day

"Why did the /r/jokes subscriber cross the road? To shitpost ""DAE hate Trump and Hillary?"""

"What's reddit without the R&D? Edit:"

"How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!"

"A young girl walks in on her dad peeing... The dad fumbles around trying to cover up. Then the girl says ""don't worry dad. I've seen one before. Mommy brushes her teeth with the neighbor's."""

"What is the favorite Christmas Carol of the Aryan brotherhood? I'm dreaming of a white Christmas."

"The only reason /r/funny is funny"

"What is this the difference between America and Greece? 15 years."

"How did the redneck find the goat in the tall grass? Satisfying."

"Every year fewer people train to become morticians. Some say it's a dying business."

"What do you call baby ents that are going to war? The infantree."