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Joke of the Day
"They finally created a generic viagra. Micoxaphlopin is the next big thing."
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"please spread kale over my dumb organic gluten free casket"
"The man said to his mime... ""I'm afraid I have to fire you."" The mime replied, ""Why the fuck am I fired?"""
"Crows are like if a witch decided ""I'm a bird now, too"""
"Coming up short like.... ...a midget laying prone I'll be here all day posting jokes"
"What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom? Nothing, the pee is silent"
"Q: How do you sink an Irish submarine? A: Knock on the hatch."
"Guys, police jokes aren't funny. So give it arrest. (I'm so sorry)"
"What's great about Trumps' little hands? Objects may appear larger when being held."
"I put sea salt on my seafood, so they can be reunited. Because I like happy endings."