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"The worst thing you can do to a woman is to not let her see the picture you just took of her."
"What do you call a black guy on the moon? An astronaut"
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gag"
"I met an obsessive-compulsive sodomite once. He was anal-retentive."
"How does the butcher introduce his wife? Meat Patty. (This was told to me by an old man I cut off with my grocery cart at the grocery store)."
"Yes, I am aware pigs are more intelligent than dogs. Why would I want to eat an inferior animal and absorb its lesser powers?"
"What do they call the Hunger Games in France? Battle Royale with Cheese."
"I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high She seemed surprised"
"I love babies... ...but I can't finish a whole one."