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Joke of the Day
"Lucky that guy in Good Will Hunting liked apples."
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"What does a blonde playing the drums sound like? Dumb chick dumb chick dumb chick..."
"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand."
"Distraught after losing a full carton of milk, I tattooed its photo on my kid's face, in hope someone recognizes and returns it."
"I pronounce CHampagne & CHandelier like CHimp so the lower class thinks I'm ""approachable"" & the upper class thinks I'm ""eclectic"""
"Recent study shows 9 out of 10 men prefer looks rather than personality in women 1 out of 10 men prefer the other 9."
"A Sheep, a Drum, and a Snake fall off a cliff Baa-Dumm-Tsss"
"The band Europe is rereleasing their greatest hits on records. It's the vinyl countdown."
"So I was reading about the Lucy fossil in National Geographic the other day and I have to admit, she looks kinda sexy... No homo tho."
"What borders stupidity? Canada and Mexico."