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Joke of the Day
"A Sheep, a Drum, and a Snake fall off a cliff Baa-Dumm-Tsss"
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"Joanke Its an inside joke."
"Why did the goose cross the road? Because he's an asshole."
"My aunt found a lump below her left breast recently. It was my penis."
"I was reading in the paper today... about this dwarf that got pickpocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?"
"*Open up, police!!* ""NO YOU'RE GONNA YELL AT ME."""
"Anyone that says there are no stupid questions has never had to explain to a 5 year old why there are no pink bananas 267 times today."
"knock knock... who's there? Honeycomb Honeycomb who? Honeycomb your hair."
"My wife has just got a job at the local sewage works. I reckon she will be the best shit stirrer they have ever had."
"So glad Facebook has changed the layout again!! Said no one, ever..."