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Joke of the Day
"What does a blonde playing the drums sound like? Dumb chick dumb chick dumb chick..."
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"Did you hear about the brown paper bag cowboy? He had a brown paper bag hat, brown paper bag boots, a brown paper bag shirt, and a pair of brown paper bag pants. He was arrested. For rustling."
"""I'm quite content on this side of the street, thank you."" -- No squirrel ever."
"What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe? Rubberto"
"[First Date] HER: I love dogs. ME: [Trying to impress her] Waiter, give us your finest Labrador - medium rare."
"What is worse than an alligator with toothache ? A centipede with athlete's foot !"
"I'd eat more Mexican food if it didn't look like someone had already eaten it before me."
"There were ten zebras in the zoo. All but nine escaped. How many were left? Nine!"
"A Dirty Limerick There once was a woman from Cue, Who filled her vagina with glue, She said with a grin, ""If they pay to get in, They'll pay to get out of it, too."""
"Carol learned a hard lesson the day she forgot the word berry when googling blueberry waffle recipes."