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Joke of the Day

"Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriends should band together to create a compilation album entitled ""Maybe it's not us, it's you..."""

"When I was 18 I got Coal from Santa Yup, raising Cole as a single mom was a punishment for being bad, I guess."

"Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say ""DRY"" on the butt?"

"They asked me if I was into minors... I said, ""Bro, hell no. That coal gets messy."""

"Quickly after robbing my bakery, a man got a severe headache Serves him right. It's not his grain, it's migraine"

"How does an elephant get down from a tree ? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !"

"What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck? Mashed potatoes."

"GOD: That's the last of the animals. Now add warning colors to the poison ones ANGEL: Will do GOD: But not all of them, keep some surprises"

"If we're dating and you call me bae, boo or daddy... I'm walking out on you like, well, your daddy."

"Last-second gift idea. Bring a tag and put it on any present already under the tree. Call other person a liar. Be willing to fight him/her."