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Joke of the Day
"What borders stupidity? Canada and Mexico."
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"Kylo: I need an N to finish my favorite Vader quote. Han: This is SpaghettiOs, not Alphabet Soup. Kylo: Great. Now Vader says, ""OOOOOOOO!"""
"why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 ATE 9."
"I've never had a beer explode in my car. I've never left a beer alone that long."
"How many teens does it take to change a light bulb 1, they stand there and wait for the world to revolve around them"
"How does Boomhower describe the Genitals of the Lieutenant from the Reno Police Department? Dang ol' Dangle dangle."
"Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2? Because he said he was pro Bono."
"Is it offensive to refer to Egyptians as ""mummies""?"
"So what are you doing today?? ""So what are you doing today?"" - ""Nothing."" - ""What the heck, you were doing nothing the whole day yesterday!"" - ""That's right, and I'm not finished yet."""
"What element in the Periodic Table of Elements can you not take seriously? Silly-con!"