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Joke of the Day
"What's dumber than a box of rocks? The hippie carrying them around"
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"*gets woken up by a tap on my shoulder* ""Daddy, how do you get yogurt out of the toaster when it's done toasting?"""
"A woman just asked me if I'd like to help fight bigotry today but she was holding a clipboard so I said no."
"I log in facebook to see that everyone is at the bar... I go to the bar to see that everyone is on facebook."
"The youngest daughter of a cannibalistic family was late to dinner She got the cold shoulder"
"What is teen pop? Jared's favorite music genre."
"What does Justin Bieber and jam have in common? They're both in bread"
"I love spending time with my step ladder. I've never known my real ladder."
"Where does Phil Collins record all of his music? The stu-stu-studio."
"A vintage coin only sells for .02 cents at an auction Needless to say, he felt under appreciated."