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Joke of the Day
"The youngest daughter of a cannibalistic family was late to dinner She got the cold shoulder"
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"What's the difference between a hippie girl and a can of beans? You would still eat the beans after a month in the woods"
"Before I lose my phone, end up naked, high, drunk and/or possibly arrested, I would like to wish you all a Happy Friday."
"Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit? Because she was a cute angle."
"""The hits just keep on coming."" - A radio Dj/abusive parent."
"'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring... Not even a mouse stirred."
"Your grandparents used to kiss with tongues, probably"
"It seems like everything is made in China... ...except for babies. They're made in VaChina"
"I saw her biting her bottom lip so I threw her a cupcake. Poor girl must have been starving."
"Baby seal So a baby seal walks into a club..."