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Joke of the Day

"The youngest daughter of a cannibalistic family was late to dinner She got the cold shoulder"

"I tweeted about Darth Vader wearing Depends earlier. Since then, two Vaders and have ""followed"" me. I'm getting choked tonite. Help."

"What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common? A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being."

"So what going on with dead baby jokes? I think there dying off."

"BREAKING: Emotionally disturbed man gets into Trump Tower. He was stopped by security, but not before being named a senior advisor."

"What do you call a mexican who lost his car? Carlos"

"Why does Gandalf prefer coupes? Because other cars have Mordor."

"Me: When I have a rough day, you're there. When I need to cry, you're there. Nobody helps me gain 10 pounds the way you do. Cheesecake:"

"Why can't women drive? Because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom."

"How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches."