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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?! LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)"
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"When I make math jokes, I try to appeal to the lowest common denominator... The problem is that with you lot I usually end up dividing by zero. /mathburn!"
"How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho-path."
"My dog ate a bunch of tissues yesterday. Looks like his ass is going to wipe itself for awhile."
"What the heck does the ""z"" in ""LOLZ"" mean.... ""Laugh Out Loud.... Zebras?"
"Two guys were walking down the street. . . One guy turns into a building, the other one goes, ""Oh my God! How the fuck did you do that?!"""
"My wife made me pack my own bag for vacation and now I have to figure out how to wear potato chips."
"I saw two tramps passionately making out in public. So I shouted, ""Get a box."""
"What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics? Not being retarded"
"What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey? Anchor."