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Joke of the Day
"If Jesus had been LGBT, what would Pilate now be known for asking? What is bruth?"
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"Whenever I see a person with a yoga mat... I tell them to get bent."
"TIL that my neighbors really like the metal song i'm playing on my 7.1 sound system I figured because he thrown a brick at my window to hear it better ! \m/"
"What do dark jokes and food have in common? Not everyone gets them"
"What do you call it when batman skips church? Christian Bail"
"I never understood why vets... aren't called dogtors."
"Research shows that smoking pot does not make you paranoid. But I highly doubt it."
"So if you eat what you like and don't exercise, eventually you get a motorised scooter. I'm really not seeing the down side here."
"NSFW What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."
"Ladies, if you get in an argument with a guy and you have no chance of winning, start playing with your boobs. Trust me on this one."