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"An environmentalist group found a place with the world's highest recycling rate... /r/Jokes"
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"Everything my three year old says is like listening to a weird roommate describe their LSD dreams."
"What is the hardest part about being a pedophile? Trying to fit in"
"What made Gandalf spend most of his time in the Shire at brothels? Love of the Halflings' queef."
"I hate working with Jewish fishermen. They always ask me: ""What's your net worth?"""
"Heard the one about the corduroy pillowcase? It's making headlines."
"""What would Jesus do?"" is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD? Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See?"
"What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? We really *do* taste like chicken!"
"whats black and doesn't work? decaf coffee, you racist bastard!"
"Friend: I need your advice. Me: Wear less eyeshadow. Friend: I meant about my love life. Me: Friend: Me: Friend: Me: Wear less eyeshadow."