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Joke of the Day
"An environmentalist group found a place with the world's highest recycling rate... /r/Jokes"
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"Light a man a fire and you warm him for a night... Light that man on fire and you'll warm him for the rest of his life."
"My son got me some very expensive cologne for Father's Day. I know it was very expensive because he used my credit card."
"Cow jokes What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs? lean beef"
"What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse? A stalemate."
"why didn't the alcoholic become a lawyer? because he couldn't pass the bar"
"What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam? ""Look ma, no hands!"""
"Did you hear about the hermit in the storm cloud? I heard the advice he gives is enlightning!"
"What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?! LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)"
"Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!"