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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette."
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"I got a new piercing I flopped my cock out in front of a girl last night and said ""do you like my new piercing??"" After a few seconds she replied "" where's the piercing then?"" I said ""in my ear"""
"What is the problem with high frequency? It Hertz"
"What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons? Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)"
"Schrodingers cat walks into a bar ... and doesn't."
"There's nothing more exciting than waking up with a half eaten burger in your hand."
"""You're free now"" I say to my stomach as I unbutton my pants."
"Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo? Because he felt like IT"
"In Buddhism, people first die, then they attain Nirvana. ..Kurt Cobain did it the other way round."
"I still enjoy sex at 40 I live at 44, so it's no distance."