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Joke of the Day

"Who is this Rorschach guy? ....and why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?"

"how to you put a big buffalo in a freezer???? ZZZZzzzzz dont think it cannot happen just say NO"

"In America she's called ""Miley"" Cyrus, but in other countries she's called ""What America would be like if it were a person""."

"For a guy that could change water into wine, I'm surprised Jesus only got hammered once."

"What's the one thing Spider-Man can't eat? Uncle Ben's rice"

"What did the Muslim Zoophiliac say when he found out his friend was a beekeeper? ""Dicks out for Haram Bee"""

"Hillary said she wants to be the next president because there haven't been many women in the Oval Office. Bill said, ""That's not true, there's been plenty of women."""

"Hot Pringles in your area want you to jam your whole fist in their cans."

"I'm not a discriminatory person, and I'll say it again : It doesn't matter for me if you're gay, bi, trans, black or normal."

"Been going to the gym now for 6 weeks and have noticed some huge improvements. For one, they've fixed the water cooler."