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Joke of the Day
"Who is this Rorschach guy? ....and why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?"
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"What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome."
"What do you call a one-legged Asian woman? Irene."
"How do you confuse an idiot? Give him two spades and ask him to take his pick."
"Why aren't there any Jewish gangsters? Because they don't ""come from the hood"""
"A dog runs for senator... He has no previous experience in pawlitics"
"[Corporate Olive Garden meeting, 1985] Jesus: Let's do unlimited breadsticks. CEO: How can we supply that many? Jesus: *winks at camera*"
"How does a mathematician deal with constipation? He works it out with a pencil"
"[1st ppl to go camping] wife: what do u wanna do this week? hubs: luxury cruise? w: no h: nice hotel? w: no h: pretend to be homeless w: YES"
"The worst thing about being deaf is... when I masturbate, I can't hear anybody come in my room. *Not even myself.*"