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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a snake that makes a lot of noise when it eats? A slurpent."
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"Men are great masochists After all, they spend most of the teen years beating themselves while looking for someone to do it for them"
"A guy sees his dad has a black eye - Hey, Dad. Why do you have a black eye? - You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!"
"Facial hair problems I have trouble growing facial hair, so I decided to get married so that I finally know what it's like to have a beard."
"[Request] Any good jokes with the word ""shit"" in them? I love shit jokes. Thanks."
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it's R but his first love will always be the C."
"I ate too much alphabet soup and became consonated. I was better after I evacuated my vowels."
"ok open your eyes!! ""are those.. are those dead bunnies? what the fu-"" Febreze Air Effects. haha. covered it up well? ""im calling the cops"""
"I would like to go to Holland Wooden shoe"
"There's 3 ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone or forbid your kids to do it."