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Joke of the Day
"How are feminists and bad hacker groups similar? Both can't take down anything."
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"[in ambulance] ""Sir, do you know your blood type?"" ""Yeah [coughs & points to wound] red."""
"How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue toast to the ceiling."
"You ever heard about the transsexual light bulb? It just needed a switch"
"Looking for jokes that will make a girl laugh I like this girl and I hear she likes hearing jokes. I need the funniest jokes that will make her laugh."
"*Goes to Czechoslovakia to shop for a car with Automatic Braking System *Czechs for ABS"
"What do creationists and neutron stars have in common? Density"
"Do you know why the Little Mermaid wore seashells? Because she was too small for D shells."
"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? Sorry, I was just laid by a hot chick....it's going to take me a while to get hard again."
"A little boy came running into the kitchen. ""Dad dad"" he said ""there's a monster at the door with a really ugly face."" ""Tell him you've already got one"" said his father."