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Joke of the Day

"Not now brain... ...this is a job for stupidity."

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic"

"If you feel like you're going through a rough patch, just remember that it only lasts through adulthood."

"I just did 50 crunches in an hour... the wrappers are everywhere."

"Hate your job as a calendar maker?Need a way to get fired? Easy. ( _) ( _)>- (_) Just take a day off"

"What do you do about a bird that shits in your car? Never ask her out again."

"I went on a date with a girl called simile... But I don't know what I metaphor."

"Have you heard about corduroy pillowcases? They're making head lines!"

"What kind of snake is it good to have on a car? Windshield vipers."

"What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater? That's the worst book I ever read."